Jokes for You

New Jokes:

What do you call a 18 wheeler loaded with pigs?
A : An 18 squeeler

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!

What do you call the top of a dog house?
A: The Woof

What kind of shirt always needs a shower?
A: A Sweatshirt

What did they wear to the Boston Tea Party?
A: T-Shirts

Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
A. Because she didn’t want to fall in the hot cocoa.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.

Q: What’s grey but turns red?
A. An embarrassed elephant!

Q: Why do the elephants have short tails?
A. Because they can’t remember long stories!

Q: Which dinosaur slept all day?
A: The dino-snore!

Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
A: A stamp.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves!

Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!

Q: Why does the Mississippi River see so well?
A: Because it has four eyes!

Q: What is a tree’s favorite drink?
A: Root beer!